paulina banina

Sep 2

Yo self:

Stop trying to haggle down the price of a bagel at the deli whenever you get slightly tipsy. We all know that peanut butter shouldn’t be an extra $1.50 but you’re going to have to grapple with some harsh realities here in the big cit-ay.


  1. godfuckthis said: do what a really thrifty asshole would do and bring a tiny little container of peanut butter and a disposable knife with you every day
  2. kittynose posted this