Jan
28
How to Host the Perfect Dinner Party
1) Everyone loves games! “Let’s name all the presidents,” suggest with a crazed gleam in your eye. Don’t forget about Coolidge! Or the 22 others you forgot!
2) Choose your music carefully. Try turning off all the lights and playing Tyler, the Creator’s “Bastard” so that everyone can understand how weird for you it was to drive through Washington, DC at 2 AM in a Chevy Impala last week on your business trip.
3) No matter how much you prepare ahead, like the entire meal, nobody can eat before 10.
