Nov
5
The city that never sleeps (out of discomfort)

Hey guys! Do you like my room? The rent costs more than all the bedrooms combined from my last apartment. Do you like my light fixtures? They’re from the CVS Christmas Collection. Do you like my bed? It deflates gently overnight. Do you like my sherpa blanket? I bought it today because I’m sick of sleeping in my coat. I think I’ve finally “made it in the Big Apple.” I’ll be back for my trophy after this 9 week business trip.