February 2012
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Real Talk Jacobi
“I will tell them. I will tell these boys, I am a woman with three-ish jobs, two internships, and a (glances at cup of whiskey in hand) … taste for life.”
“Social media blogging is like, there are just a few strands of me in this hairbrush of bullshit.”
“I always think I want to live with these people, and then it turns out they want to decorate the apartment...
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Preparing for six months in Missouri
Co-worker: The major difference is the Hilton has an omelette bar ...
me: oh man
me: what's the yogurt scene like at the Residence Inn
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Scrapbooking for Freaks
It started with a 5 AM email from my father. “It does not sound politically correct but I have been there and saw it with my own eyes. So really think this over.” He signed it with a “Love” and below it, the default signature of his name and company. Even the printout was perfect, the little icon of a globe in the upper left-hand corner and the font an outdated Courier New....