December 2011
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“Someone brought me a bottle of tequila once. I was like, “Do I look like I drink...”
– Zooey Deschanel only drinks tweequila
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Rolled up to the holiday party last night
as in, I had a rolling suitcase with me.
Alain Mikli-isms
On Costco: “I don’t have the card! Once I tried to go in, but they told me, ‘No, you don’t have the card!’”
“I find it very difficult to talk about how this happened. It’s very difficult to talk about the inspiration. I don’t really know how or why this came out. […] I cannot explain it logically at all.”
“I have 80 cars...
