January 2011
5 posts
Truth
Whenever somebody calls me just to talk, I feel like an alien pretending to be a real person. You know? Like, “Oh, this must be what people do. Just go with it, Paulina. You’re a natural! Doin’ so good right now!”
“Do you ever pronounce puberty ‘poo-birdy’ just to be funny?”
-Me at a party, not slayin’ anybody